How do you get a group of Canadians out of a swimming pool? Say
"Everybody out of the pool!"
How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one.
You know you live in Canada when your snow blower has more miles than
your car.
They were trying to find a name for Canada, so they started pulling
letters out of the alphabet. so they started, C-eh?, N-eh?, D-eh?
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said "Today I am
going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding
natural beauty - it shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain
goats and eagles, and beautiful sparkly lakes bountiful with carp and trout.
There shall be forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy
beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."
God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so to make the inhabitants
prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, they shall be known as
the most friendly people on the earth." "But Lord," asked Gabriel,
"don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?" "No,
not really." God replied... "Just wait and see the neighbours I am going to
give them!"
Only in Canada......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.
