As aspiring SCUM CertifiedTM SCAM Artists we are raising the bar of graftsmanship by taking money from anyone that we can. Through this effort we have come to value:
Working software,
particularly the banking software which transfers money into
our accounts.
Responding to change,
but particularly responding to anyone paying us via paper
money.
Individuals and interactions,
and particularly individuals with a weak sense of ethics or
who aren't bright enough to know a scam when they see it.
Customer collaboration,
as long as they pay on time and in full.
That is, we have found the items on the left to be indispensable marketing camouflage in the blind pursuit of profit from the items on the right.
